“I am alone and miserable; golfers will not associate with me.”
(not said by) Frankenstein
Biographical note: Frankenstein (or Frankenstein’s creature) was the focus of an epic 19th-century novel by Mary Shelley.
This misquote brought to you by The Armchair Golfer.
Getting it wrong for the love of the game.
Frankenstein is probably like the 400 pound gorilla that plays golf. He can hit his drive over 400 yards. Unfortunately, his putts also go over 400 yards.
He probably also has a short backswing like J.B. Holmes. Not a very limber guy.