Masters Round Three: Plot Twist

Masters Round Three: Plot Twist 1Paul Casey (Pocketwiley/Flickr)

Playing on an Augusta National course softened by rain, Tiger Woods did what he needed to do on Saturday. Woods shot a moving-day 68 and, at one point, pulled within a few shots of the lead.

But somebody forgot to tell Trevor Immelman and Brandt Snedeker that they were supposed to fold like a pair of chaise lounges. Neither have the kind of Masters resume that would suggest they’re ready to slip into a Green Jacket. (Of course, the same could have been said about Zach Johnson.)

And what about Steve Flesch? Can you tell me five things you know about him? I’ll even spot you one. Yeah, he’s left-handed. Flesch looked as comfortable as he would be playing in the Reno-Tahoe Open (one of his four wins).

The talented Paul Casey is also in the hunt after firing his second consecutive 69.

Meanwhile, many of the vets retreated on Saturday. Phil Mickelson fumbled, battled back, then fumbled again, carding a 75. Ian Poulter also shot himself out of it with a 75. Retief Goosen treaded water with a 72, but realistically has no chance.

Immelman and Snedeker, on the other hand, were impressive. Immelman’s machine-like shot-making reminded me of Nick Faldo. (Split the fairway, hit the green. Split the fairway, hit the green.) His putting held up, too. And when the affable Snedeker got bogeyitis at Amen Corner, I thought his Green Jacket run might be over. Then “Sneds” birdied 14, 15 and 18. Sweet.

It’s supposed to be windy tomorrow afternoon. Birdies will be hard to come by, which leaves us with a few questions tonight.

Can Tiger make up six shots? Will Trevor Immelman go wire-to-wire? Is Steve Flesch channeling Mike Weir and Phil Mickelson? Will the freckle-faced Snedeker be grinning no matter what happens? I got that one: Yes.

−The Armchair Golfe

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1 thought on “Masters Round Three: Plot Twist”

  1. The Masters being Disrepected
    Augusta Georgia: Beasley Broadcast Group, Inc. has pulled a good one on the good old boys at the Masters Golf Tournament. Shock Jock Austin Rhodes of WGAC Radio is at the Masters pretending to be a Golf Commentator. Unbelievable this crude, controversial, big mouth, vile and most perceived Racist in Augusta is given license to interview people at these Holy Proceedings…choke choke. Oh well, down here Masters means different things to different people and I guess the Puppeteers know what they be doing. I’ll bet if the Golfers knew Austin Rhodes history they would not allow him or WGAC within a mile of them. I kinda think they might even have WGAC removed from the premises. Does anyone think Howard Stern, Bill Maher, Randi Rhodes or Air America would be allowed to do what Austin Rhodes is? How did the Imus of Augusta get such an opportunity?
    Go figure…only in Augusta as we who live here often say.
    Actually the joke is on all of Augusta and of course the legit people in the studio.. Some of us feel is it downright disrepectful.


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