Heeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!!

NBC has signed golf analyst Johnny Miller to a long-term deal. Miller will do 14 events next year, up from nine this year.

Here are a few Johnny quotes as reported by USA Today sports television writer Michael Hiestand.

On the NBC crew …

“It’s a joy to work with these guys. If I have to take a pee, I know they can do without me.”

On Michelle Wie’s attempt to qualify for the U.S. Open …

“If you’re good enough to get in, I don’t care if you’re an orangutan.”

On Wie’s chance to win on the men’s tour …

“Wie (along with Adam Scott) has one of the two best swings in golf. With hot putting, she could win on the men’s tour — no doubt.”

On Winged Foot’s greens …

“They’re crazy. The first is the weirdest green in history for an opening hole. These greens will flat-out bite you.”

The Armchair Golfer

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