Day 129 without playing golf
0
Number of times Stephen Ames should open mouth before going head to head with Tiger Woods
1
Number of times yours truly has caddied at La Costa in Carlsbad, California
10
Number of holes it took Tiger to close out Stephen Ames in opening match
38
Number of spots Geoff Ogilvy rose on the money list after winning the WGC Accenture Match Play Championship
2461
Number of miles yours truly now lives from La Costa
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