Bird #1: Isn’t that Colin Montgomerie?
Bird #4: Colin who?
Bird #2: Colin Montgomerie, you Dodo!
Bird #4: Hey, watch it.
Bird #3: That’s him.
Bird #1: Remember when Monty said the belly putter ought to be outlawed?
Bird #2: Oh, yeah. Now he’d putt with a rake if it helped him make more putts.
Bird #4: So would I.
Bird #2: Please.
Bird #3: What’s he waiting for?
Bird #1: The Ryder Cup. And to turn 50, I think.
Bird #4: Can we go follow Ernie now?
−The Armchair Golfer
4 thoughts on “Colin Montgomerie and the Birds”
Can't fool me. That's Bill Parcels.
It's Robin Williams.
love the skit of poor old monty!